funny quotes poemsDoes anybody have any intriguing or funny quotes or poems?

I like quotes and the person with the best answer(s) will be awarded 10 points. Thanx! Bunches of flowers to ya! =D
"Afunny quotes poems man who throws salt over his shoulder for good luck gives the person behind him the impression that he has dandruffunny quotes poemsf."

-By Groucho 马克s
When life throws you lemons throw them back and say:
B *I*T*C*H I WANT LEMONADE